February 2012
When in gym they need someone to sit out: →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
FOLLOW this blog, get free ham =D
Anonymous asked: Top or bottom?
lewcart asked: I don't we are that much alike that you can directly steal my twitter bio.
Anonymous asked: So what IS your type? And how can I try? =D
Anonymous asked: How easy is it to get into your pants? ;-)
Anonymous asked: how much do you love fisting?
Peeta: a little bit of bread in my life.
Peeta: a little bit of bagels by my side.
Peeta: a little bit of crackers is all I need.
Peeta: a little bit of pretzels is all I see.
Peeta: a little bit of cheese buns in the sun.
Peeta: a little bit of baguette all night long.
Peeta: a little bit of bread crumbs here I am.
Peeta: a little bit of bread makes me your man.
Peeta: Breadmambo Number 5
Dear world,
Get fucked.
Love,
Me.
sockmoney asked: 1. I assume you're awesome. 2. AWKWARDLY, I LOVE YOU FROM AFAR. 3. DIRK. A. LICIOUS. 4. I FOLLOW YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DIRK WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME BACK
christopherlane asked: I assume you're a big faggot. Like, the biggest. Extremely awkward question? Fuck, no matter what I put you'll answer. You have no shame. How often do you masturbate to guys on Twitter? Just random guys? I bet like 10 times a day, and at least 8 of those times you're thinking of me. Three words to describe it; SO FUCKING GAY! I follow you because if I didn't I'd live in...
You should all message me something on anon that...
January 2012
4 tags
Rock on'
Today two high school students came into my work holding hands. Those boy’s courage gives me hope. It was the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen and left me with the biggest smile on my face.
a plethora of random questions →
1. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship.
2. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? 3. When was the last time you snuck out? 4. Have you ever smoked? 5. Do you dream in black and white or color? 6. Have you ever been in love? 7. Do you drink ginger ale when you are sick? 8. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? 9. What is your favorite...
Parent: I'm going to be home late tonight
Normal teenager: Awesome, I can sneak out and go do illegal things.
Me: Awesome, I can sing as loud as I want.
charlibee-fishshoes asked: Dirk! I love you! Happy Australia Day! (so many exclamation marks)
